Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Top 10 April Fool's Day Jokes

In honor of tomorrow being April Fool's Day, we thought we would do our top ten based on April Fool's Day jokes. Here are a few that we came up with. Some are well known and others are not. Hope you enjoy them and try a few of the nice ones out on your family.

1. Cellophane on toilet seat - Not very funny when you are the one using the restroom.
2. Salt in sugar bowl - Not good for those with high-blood pressure.
3. Slip a rubber band over the sink sprayer handle so that it is stuck in the on position. Carefully aim nozzle so that it sprays out onto anybody who turns on the faucet. This is a good one.
4. Super-glue coins to a heavily trafficked sidewalk or driveway. It is fun to see how many people try and try and try to get it.
5. Fake mouse in freezer/fridge - This wouldn't work for us because we actually have real baby mice in our freezer to feed our snake.
6. Type letter to yourself stating that the vote went through and school is now going to be held all year long - no more summer vacation! Read to kids.
7. Paint husband’s toenails red while he’s sleeping.
8. Place a raisin in the top of toothpaste tube. Kids will think it’s a bug!
9. Wake kids up at 3:00 A.M. for school. Tell them it’s 7:00 A.M. Don’t say "April Fools" until they have had breakfast and gotten dressed for school! How many of us have done this to ourselves not on April Fool's Day.
10. In the middle of the night, switch children (carry them) into separate beds so they wake up in a siblings bed instead.

What are some of your favorites?

1 comment:

DeGooyer Family said...

WOW, these are good! Wish I would have read this sooner. =)